and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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