im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
