Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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