Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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