Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
