how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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