It was confusing and full of hummus
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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