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(815): View more from Illinois

Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with

(217): View more from Illinois

well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment

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(614): View more from Ohio

worst night to have a conscience

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.

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(347): View more from New York

That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.

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(928): View more from Arizona

well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public

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