I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm going to jail i love you
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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