did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
3pm strippers are depressing
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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