Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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