Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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