White coat. Heels.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
