I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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