she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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