i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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