I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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