Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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