Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
