i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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