hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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