doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Someone came in the potted fern
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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