Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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