If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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