I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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