she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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