ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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