if i died would you start the facebook group?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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