No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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