Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
