Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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