And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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