thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I'm always down for nudity.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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