My friends, they love my intelligence
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
