I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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