I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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