drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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