Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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