Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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