So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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