is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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