We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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