Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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