There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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