3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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