i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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