have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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