Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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