I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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