even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if only i could text you this smell
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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