birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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